swiftingthrough: cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
alextimmons: poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in...
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
how do i tell my parents i’m training to be hokage
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
fadeintocase: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum I sense a bit of assagitation
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nuclearcarrots: sleiin: ectobiolodaddy: sleiin replied your post ugh x 10000000bazillion dammit i love your style so much ughh look at that rose and their expressions and your lines ( m ) im in art block too /creys HUFFS SLEIIN WE CAN… we can do this we can overcome…
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
msynergy: Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.